BI 2: Bad Review Wrapup

Here’s a round-up of today’s scathing ‘Basic Instinct 2′ reviews :
- “…. a disaster of the highest or perhaps lowest order. ” [NY Times]
- “At this point, there are inflatable toys that are livelier than Stone, but how can you tell the difference? “Basic Instinct 2″ is not an erotic thriller. It’s taxidermy.” [NY Post]
- “What we may very well be looking at here is another “Showgirls,” a drag camp-fest for the “Baby Jane” crowd, fabulous fodder for future cabaret acts ….” [LAT]
- “Absurdly overheated and unforgivably dull, “Basic Instinct 2″ is the accidental comedy sensation of the year ….” [Boston Globe]
- “It doesn’t help that co-star Morrissey … is a charisma-challenged non-entity. Clearly, the producers could not induce a male star of any stature to take on the thankless role.” [Seattle PI]
- “A Must See!” [Larry King] {ok j/k, not really Larry ~NM}
(hat tip: Defamer)

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